I’ve Since Lost My Moxy!

Guys!

I got the chance to ride the brand new revamped roller coaster ride, Wicked Cyclone, at Six Flags New England this past Wednesday. The perks of knowing a radio DJ! 🙂 They setup a gopro for riders in the very first car and recorded our reaction throughout the ride! LMAO I’m still alive today to share this video with you!


*My face at 2:01 though!! ROFL (Do people still use this acronym? Am I dating myself?)

When I was younger, I used to be the little daredevil. Like “BRING IT ON!!! I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER!!”
These days, the closest thing I get to living on the edge is staying up until 11pm on a week night. -__- The older I get, the more fear is instilled in me. LOL I can’t handle heights like I used to. I can’t calmly and fearlessly kill spiders like I used to. Where did my mojo go?!

Anywho! Hope you enjoyed my squealing and what seems to be every single effing emotion one can experience on a roller coaster ride. *I freaking hate Perez, because he looks to damn cool the entire time. I CAN’T! ;P

*P.S. here’s a link to a couple of still shots from the ride:


They CRACK ME UP! Perez has the same excited emotion throughout the pics, meanwhile I’m FREA-KIN-OUT

-D ❤

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What does the H in “JESUS H CHRIST!” stand for?
I’ve always wondered about that. Who came up with that?!

How do people work a full-time job with and a second job? Mad Propz!

How come I have such low energy? Why am I always tired?
8 hours… 5 hours… 10 hours of sleep and it makes no difference!

How come catfish and sea bass aren’t offered at sushi restaurants? Are they not raw fish eating material?

I’m waiting for a conference call… and this is what I do in the meantime.

‘Tis The Season for Holiday Sass! *Winter’s Best Someecards

People’s reactions to the creeping cold weather:

What are we if not incessant cry-babies when there's a change in weather. I am utterly guilty of this. -_-

What are we if not incessant cry-babies when there’s a change in weather. That being said, I am utterly guilty of this. -_-

Your holiday season just isn't complete without getting sick from the disgusting germs of EVERYWHERE or that blasted flu shot.

Your holiday season just isn’t complete without getting sick from the disgusting germs of EVERYWHERE or that blasted flu shot.

Going once! ... Going twice! ...

Going once! … Going twice! … FYI. Shaving often takes a backseat due to this season.

That Awkward Moment. When bundling up doesn't do what you want it to do...

That Awkward Moment. When bundling up doesn’t do what you want it to do…

The effect this season’s food has on our diet…

No. But. Seriously. The food from this season. NOM!NOM!NOM!

No. But. Seriously. The food from this season. NOM!NOM!NOM!

SoGood.Can'tStop.Must.Eat.More.

#SoGood #Can’tStop #MustEatMore #EatingMyFeelings

IDGAF what you call me! JUST GIVE ME THAT LATTE!!

IDGAF what you call me! JUST GIVE ME THAT LATTE!!

The Struggle of Buying Gifts

FAIL.

FAIL.

& Because I last year's present was a FAIL, I'll prevent my gift-giving suckery by NOTBUYINGYOUANYTHINGATALL!

& Because last year’s present was a FAIL, I prevent my gift-giving suckery by NOTBUYINGYOUANYTHINGATALL!

Or... Maybe I'll go the cheap route.

Or… Maybe I’ll go the cheap route. ‘Cause who doesn’t like pictures of themselves?! RIGHT!?

Or... I'll just keep this for mememememe. I mean I was here and it fit so...

Or… I’ll just keep this for mememememe. I mean I was here and it fit… so…

Because this season really does bring out the best in you.

If only I were so lucky. :/

If only I were so lucky. :/ I’m not the least bit optimistic about family gatherings.

Girrrrrrrl. Preach!

Girrrrrrrl. Preach!

Do I Have To? What's the limit for Secret Santa this year again? Can I spare a PTO day??

“Do I Have To? What’s the limit for Secret Santa this year again? Can I spare a PTO day??”

Doh!

Doh! Come on, Mistletoe! Work your Christmasy Magic!

I am LAZY AS F$#& already. So you can imagine what I'm like in the Winter. Straight Hibernating.

I am LAZY AS F$#& already. So you can imagine what I’m like in the Winter. Straight Hibernating.

TMZ breaking news: SAY WHAT?!?

TMZ breaking news: SAY WHAT?!?

And last but not least:

;P Blame It On The Sno-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Baby!

;P Blame It On The Sno-Uh-Uh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Uh-Oh, Baby!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry! … What the?!

 A Merry Disney Christmas to You!!

Yeah! You read that right! DISNEY! Holy themed Christmas Tree! 😍😜

Happy Holidays, Blogosphere!

Because You Needed a Good Laugh-Til-You-Cry Today

Find more hilarious videos and social change content of FCKH8 at FCKH8.com

I know I’ve bombarded you with feminism in my last three posts rolleyes and I’m not just saying this but.. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! 

Cute little girls swearing like sailors and using the cuss words correctly = PRICELESS.  Not to mention it’s for a good cause! mrgreen

I hope this made your day as much as it did mine. lol