‘Tis The Season for Holiday Sass! *Winter’s Best Someecards

People’s reactions to the creeping cold weather:

What are we if not incessant cry-babies when there's a change in weather. I am utterly guilty of this. -_-

What are we if not incessant cry-babies when there’s a change in weather. That being said, I am utterly guilty of this. -_-

Your holiday season just isn't complete without getting sick from the disgusting germs of EVERYWHERE or that blasted flu shot.

Your holiday season just isn’t complete without getting sick from the disgusting germs of EVERYWHERE or that blasted flu shot.

Going once! ... Going twice! ...

Going once! … Going twice! … FYI. Shaving often takes a backseat due to this season.

That Awkward Moment. When bundling up doesn't do what you want it to do...

That Awkward Moment. When bundling up doesn’t do what you want it to do…

The effect this season’s food has on our diet…

No. But. Seriously. The food from this season. NOM!NOM!NOM!

No. But. Seriously. The food from this season. NOM!NOM!NOM!

SoGood.Can'tStop.Must.Eat.More.

#SoGood #Can’tStop #MustEatMore #EatingMyFeelings

IDGAF what you call me! JUST GIVE ME THAT LATTE!!

IDGAF what you call me! JUST GIVE ME THAT LATTE!!

The Struggle of Buying Gifts

FAIL.

FAIL.

& Because I last year's present was a FAIL, I'll prevent my gift-giving suckery by NOTBUYINGYOUANYTHINGATALL!

& Because last year’s present was a FAIL, I prevent my gift-giving suckery by NOTBUYINGYOUANYTHINGATALL!

Or... Maybe I'll go the cheap route.

Or… Maybe I’ll go the cheap route. ‘Cause who doesn’t like pictures of themselves?! RIGHT!?

Or... I'll just keep this for mememememe. I mean I was here and it fit so...

Or… I’ll just keep this for mememememe. I mean I was here and it fit… so…

Because this season really does bring out the best in you.

If only I were so lucky. :/

If only I were so lucky. :/ I’m not the least bit optimistic about family gatherings.

Girrrrrrrl. Preach!

Girrrrrrrl. Preach!

Do I Have To? What's the limit for Secret Santa this year again? Can I spare a PTO day??

“Do I Have To? What’s the limit for Secret Santa this year again? Can I spare a PTO day??”

Doh!

Doh! Come on, Mistletoe! Work your Christmasy Magic!

I am LAZY AS F$#& already. So you can imagine what I'm like in the Winter. Straight Hibernating.

I am LAZY AS F$#& already. So you can imagine what I’m like in the Winter. Straight Hibernating.

TMZ breaking news: SAY WHAT?!?

TMZ breaking news: SAY WHAT?!?

And last but not least:

;P Blame It On The Sno-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Baby!

;P Blame It On The Sno-Uh-Uh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Uh-Oh, Baby!

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Stick This In Your Juice box and Suck It!

Jealousy_Anti Feminist

But, seriously though. I’m talking about that pure, unadulterated jealousy. Not that, “Oh my gosh. S/he is so rich! I am so jealous!” When you admit it out loud like that, it’s not malicious. That cold and selfish jealousy I’m referring to, consists of ill-willed feelings and the celebration of other peoples’ failures. It’s dark and we shouldn’t allow ourselves to be overpowered by it.

I CAN NOT stand when women have a strong dislike or even hatred for other women, just because she’s another “pretty woman”. When I see how mean women are to each other, I just want to scream.

What is that? Why is that?
That SH*T feeds into that catty female stereotype.
It’s not just a woman thing. Men are guilty of it as well.

So you’re jealous of your co-worker’s relationship with the boss. It’s understandable, especially if your boss plays favorites. BUT don’t be PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. In the past, I have been guilty of such feelings and passive-aggressive behavior but I learned that it got me ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE.

I’m tired of this mean-spirited behavior. Let’s all just love one another! Let’s all support the dreams and desires of others! Please? 😦

Be Better Than Me. Be Optimistic.


^^ArticleAustralian TV Anchor Wears Same Suit Every Day For A Year To Prove Sexism Is Going Strong

If you guys haven’t already heard this awesome awesomefullerest story – this man wore his blue suit every day while his female co-anchor wore different outfits for each “Today” Show. It’s a fact that women are scrutinized for their outer appearance much harshly than men. I really do commend Karl Stefanovic for bringing light to this. ::raised hands:: ::raised hands:: Three cheers for Karl!!

Here’s the thing though. I’m so glad. So very glad he did this. And may there be more men like him in the world. But then I think “What Now?” I’m afraid that this clear demonstration of appearance double standards is REAL but I’m not sure what people will do with the highlight. I’m sorry I sound like such a Debbie Downer. (I’m trying to be more optimistic!) I HOPE that people will take this as more than, “Oh that’s so weird that he got away with that.” I want people to understand that you have to do something with this information. None of this, “That’s not me. It’s never happened to me. So it doesn’t affect me.LEARN! Learn from this experience! We all can!

Ladies! One of the worst things women do is tear each other down. We’re so much more than that. You and the woman next to you are more than those “in season” colors and those shoes that make the outfit. You’re smart/kind/charming/hilarious/and everything smarvelous under the sun! You’re not just another pretty face! Don’t get me wrong, makeup and pretty clothes can be fun, but don’t judge based on the superficial. It gets us nowhere!

Mens! Don’t ignore this news story! The world needs better people! The world needs you! I need you! I’m not sure if this will make any difference, but any man that understands the obstacles women face is a hero to me, even moreso if he understands the obstacles men face. 😉 In fact, I worship the ground you walk upon. I know that would piss off some of my fellow feminists but, hey we’re not equals YET so presently I can appreciate/praise a man who gets it. 😀

Final Thought: Feminism goes both ways. Women shouldn’t be viewed as thoughtless uber-sensitive “barbie” dolls and Men shouldn’t be viewed as emotionless chauvinists. Now, let us break the stereotypes and frolic together! 

YEEHAW!!

Greetings!!

Hello There!

D here! 😀 I have decided to finally join the budding world of blogging. I figured I needed an outlet and so here I am. Yay! First blog post EVER! My supposed plan for this blog is to be  90% humor/fun and the other 10% opinion/advice/rant/miscellaneous pictures/whathaveyou. I’m SO new at this. This makes me nervous. I like it! 🙂

So to start off, I shall share some CT Fall 2014 Season pictures. Who doesn’t like pictures?!

The crazy part is that these photos don’t do the nature justice.

I love the sky, here. What would I do without my Canon digicam?

I love the sky, here. What would I do without my Canon digicam?

"The Hills are Alive! With the Sound of Music!"

“The Hills are Alive! With the Sound of Music!”

I really do forget how beautiful Connecticut is sometimes.

I really do forget how beautiful Connecticut is sometimes.

Foliage <3

Foliage ❤

This pic makes me want to hold hands and frolic! :)

This pic makes me want to hold hands and frolic! 🙂

 

This view though! "I'm the king of the world!"

This view though! “I’m the king of the world!”