People’s reactions to the creeping cold weather:
What are we if not incessant cry-babies when there’s a change in weather. That being said, I am utterly guilty of this. -_-
Your holiday season just isn’t complete without getting sick from the disgusting germs of EVERYWHERE or that blasted flu shot.
Going once! … Going twice! … FYI. Shaving often takes a backseat due to this season.
That Awkward Moment. When bundling up doesn’t do what you want it to do…
The effect this season’s food has on our diet…
No. But. Seriously. The food from this season. NOM!NOM!NOM!
#SoGood #Can’tStop #MustEatMore #EatingMyFeelings
IDGAF what you call me! JUST GIVE ME THAT LATTE!!
The Struggle of Buying Gifts
& Because last year’s present was a FAIL, I prevent my gift-giving suckery by NOTBUYINGYOUANYTHINGATALL!
Or… Maybe I’ll go the cheap route. ‘Cause who doesn’t like pictures of themselves?! RIGHT!?
Or… I’ll just keep this for mememememe. I mean I was here and it fit… so…
Because this season really does bring out the best in you.
If only I were so lucky. I’m not the least bit optimistic about family gatherings.
“Do I Have To? What’s the limit for Secret Santa this year again? Can I spare a PTO day??”
Doh! Come on, Mistletoe! Work your Christmasy Magic!
I am LAZY AS F$#& already. So you can imagine what I’m like in the Winter. Straight Hibernating.
TMZ breaking news: SAY WHAT?!?
And last but not least:
;P Blame It On The Sno-Uh-Uh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Uh-Oh, Baby!