What does the H in “JESUS H CHRIST!” stand for? I’ve always wondered about that. Who came up with that?!

How do people work a full-time job with and a second job? Mad Propz!

How come I have such low energy? Why am I always tired?
8 hours… 5 hours… 10 hours of sleep and it makes no difference!

How come catfish and sea bass aren’t offered at sushi restaurants? Are they not raw fish eating material?

I’m waiting for a conference call… and this is what I do in the meantime.

‘Tis The Season for Holiday Sass! *Winter’s Best Someecards

People’s reactions to the creeping cold weather:

What are we if not incessant cry-babies when there’s a change in weather. That being said, I am utterly guilty of this. -_-

Your holiday season just isn’t complete without getting sick from the disgusting germs of EVERYWHERE or that blasted flu shot.

Going once! … Going twice! … FYI. Shaving often takes a backseat due to this season.

That Awkward Moment. When bundling up doesn’t do what you want it to do…

The effect this season’s food has on our diet…

No. But. Seriously. The food from this season. NOM!NOM!NOM!

#SoGood #Can’tStop #MustEatMore #EatingMyFeelings

IDGAF what you call me! JUST GIVE ME THAT LATTE!!

The Struggle of Buying Gifts

FAIL.

& Because last year’s present was a FAIL, I prevent my gift-giving suckery by NOTBUYINGYOUANYTHINGATALL!

Or… Maybe I’ll go the cheap route. ‘Cause who doesn’t like pictures of themselves?! RIGHT!?

Or… I’ll just keep this for mememememe. I mean I was here and it fit… so…

Because this season really does bring out the best in you.

If only I were so lucky. I’m not the least bit optimistic about family gatherings.

Girrrrrrrl. Preach!

“Do I Have To? What’s the limit for Secret Santa this year again? Can I spare a PTO day??”

Doh! Come on, Mistletoe! Work your Christmasy Magic!

I am LAZY AS F$#& already. So you can imagine what I’m like in the Winter. Straight Hibernating.

TMZ breaking news: SAY WHAT?!?

And last but not least:

;P Blame It On The Sno-Uh-Uh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Uh-Oh, Baby!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry! … What the?!

 A Merry Disney Christmas to You!!

Yeah! You read that right! DISNEY! Holy themed Christmas Tree! 😍😜

Happy Holidays, Blogosphere!

Daww! Don’t Look so sad Eeyore! It’s Almost Christmas! 🙂

Cue Coke Product Placement

A very Goof Jacob Marley

Noggin!

Lot’s and Lots of Mickey!

“Aw You’guys made me ink!”

Go Minnie!

Esmy & Djali!

Pooh Bear I gotta be there!

Mickey Mouse ❤

She’s my hero!

Mickey In Deep Space

Miss Minnie Mouse!

“To infinity and beyond!”

“Oh Bother!”

A match made in Disney ❤

A match made in Disney ❤

Can’t forget Donald!

“Whatever the light touches…”

“I don’t think your pinto likes me”

“Who puts the GLAD in Gladiator?!”

“But you see.. I have the other slipper”

Tik Tok Tik Tok

The Ever So Lovely Maleficent

Cue Fantasia Music!

Mr. John Smith!

The Queen!

Lil’ Ol’ Tinky!

T-T-Tangled! Hair for dayssss

“I can show you the world!”

Miss Tiana!

Monsiuer Incroyable!

Jingle Balls!

Juicy Strawberry!

The end result! My favorite part of Christmas!

Like Totally OMG! Like I Heart Nerds!

LOL!

&& The same goes for when a beautiful/hot girl puts glasses on in a picture and captions it, “being a nerd 😛“.   -_-

::POOH BEAR VOICE:: OH BOTHER!

Because You Needed a Good Laugh-Til-You-Cry Today

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I know I’ve bombarded you with feminism in my last three posts  and I’m not just saying this but.. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! 

Cute little girls swearing like sailors and using the cuss words correctly = PRICELESS.  Not to mention it’s for a good cause! 

I hope this made your day as much as it did mine.